shut up!!!

Girl:If v gt married stop smokng. Boy:Ok! Girl:Drinkng 2. Boy:Ok! Girl:N goin to d nite club 2. Boy:-Yes.. Girl:-Wht else cn u leav?? Boy:-D idea of marryng u!!

susu ki saja

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Mut Raha Tha Ki Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur KuttaMarr Gaya, Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied Kiya Ke “ Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge “

3 dosto ki fnny story

3 Dosto Ki Kahani 1. ILM, 2. DOLAT Or 3. IZZAT. 3no Dost Thay. 3no Me Pyar Bhi Bohat Tha. Aik Aisa Waqt Aaya K 3no Ko Juda Hona Pra. 3no Ne Aik Dusray Se Sawal Kia K Wo Kahan Ja’ain Gay ? ILAM Bola : Mein Madrsa, Masjid Or School Jaon Ga. DOLAT Ne Kaha : Mein Mahal Or Ameeron K Pas Jaoñ Gi. Lekin IZZAT Khamosh Rahi 2no Ne Wja Poochi To IZZAT Ne Thandi Aah Bher K Kaha : Me Ek Baar Chali Gai To Phir Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaon Gi

bechara PAPPU

Pareshan Pappu ki kahani Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Pappu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Pappu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho?" "Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho" "Promotion do warna chala jaunga" "Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga" Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" "Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas" "Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai" "Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai" "Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga" "Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

fantastic story

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, "ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wogurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yahacigarette pina mana hai" Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya, "usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai" Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha, "mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe" Managerne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega." Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai." Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se pooncha, "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole,"peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi hai…." Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hichownk pada Usne poocha, "dilli kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, to maine bhi jawab diya,"Train se.." Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,"areeee suntiho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja khilao.." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye." Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, "areeee sunti ho…inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana." Bhabiji ek balti me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi….?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati toaachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?" Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?" Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya." Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye…." hahahahhah.. so friends.. kaisi lagi.. Dilli ki kahani ?? dont forget to reply me

arz kiya he....

Lutera Mila Vo Bhi Tere Jaisa, Jiske Khilaph Koe Dafa Na Saja. Dil Kahataa Hai Lut Ta Hi Jaoon, Tujhse Lutne Men Hai Alag Mazaa.

fnny

Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.Girl: uff....!Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D

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